A Bit of Fry & Laurie (1989)

S1E4 Trouser Competition

In a highly charged episode, numerous sketches are scrapped when an audience member claims they are his intellectual property. Meanwhile, a teenage poet assists his headmaster in confronting his own suppressed desire to articulate himself through metaphor. The courteous M.I.5 agents make a comeback, while a budding entrepreneur faces rejection for a bank loan intended for his drug business. Fry humorously names his nipples and, with Laurie's assistance, explains how a floppy hat can protect you from a bus accident.